Sunday, January 25, 2009

SGAOJ Season 2 Episode 1




I have been asked to never rap again.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Because it's Gross That's Why



I'm pretty sure Buck is going to call me a pussy for doing this, but i have taken the liberty of removing the song "I'm Sorry Mr. President" from my various internet sites.

I'm sure, the internet being what it is, it's probably still floating around out there in various forms, but for my part it's no longer on my site, or various myspaces/facebooks/etc.

Why? I'd like to say it was out of a spirit of national good will and reconciliation that is sweeping the nation on this inaugurations eve: but in reality, to paraphrase my good friend Kimby G: the song, originally written as an amusing riff on two bottle-blonde fuck-ups who will most likely fail their way to the top like their no-account, dim-witted, chickenshit, daddy, has, in light of recent events, now become grounds for a visit from the secret service.

And just as the Bushes had to pack up their Billy Big Mouth Bass and their near-beer for the Obamas to unload their (I assume) awesome CD Collection, it is time for Barbara and Jenna to canter out to pasture with the Paris Hiltons, the Julia Alisons the other people who are famous for doing absolutely nothing.

And besides...i'm about ready to like a first family for a change. I know Sasha and Malia are into them Jonas Brothers...perhaps they'll like The Sports: