The Preponderance of Early-Onset Male-Pattern Baldness in Indie Rock Fans: A Photo Essay

Last night we went to see our friend Ryan's band, La Scala play. They're pretty awesome. But a certain pattern emerged amongst the crowd. (A certain "male-pattern", har har). Amidst all the women in their 20's who dress like it's the 80's, and the ubiquitous skinny jeans, lies the tempestuous swirl of hair surrounding scalpflesh like water getting sucked down a drain. Is there a medical connection to the amount of Yo La Tengo albums on one's ipod to the early onset of male pattern baldness?