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Should i start considering that jewish people might be offended when i ask questions about their religion. To wit: "passover? is that the one where you get drunk and wear a costume?"

I am worried that I will have to purchase new clothes for my new job. This is only a problem because i spent all my money on a brand new scooter, which will be decidedly more difficult to wear to the office. So on that note, what, exactly, is "Business Casual"?

On a related note, please list, in order of preference, the best title to put on a business card:
Scotty Iseri: New Media Poobah, Audio Barbarian, Resident Geek, Intarwebz Consultant, LOLProducer.

On a completely unrelated note: If this song isn't the #1 smash hit single of the summer I'll eat my hat. Exactly how wrong is Lori to hate this song?

Nude photos of me have recently surfaced. I was under the impression that these photos were long since destroyed.

Why is Mike Doughty's latest album so bad? Did i get old, or did he? I'm going to lean towards him, but what do i know?

Does anybody know where to find a Karaoke bar that has private rooms in Vegas? Private rooms for karaoke, not for...you know...marital things.

I accidentally wrote "Martial Things" instead of "Marital Things" in the previous question. What exactly are "Martial Things"?

Have you been to billclintonturdblog.com yet? Why not? It's not a scheise site. Would you be more inclined to go if it was?

I'm working on a fiction podcast. Are you more likely to a) download and listen to a fiction podcast, b) poke a sharp stick in your ear?

How often does the surgeon general advise eating Ice Cream for dinner?

How much should i worry about proving my heterosexuality to my fiancee if i asked for tickets to this for my birthday?

Both R.E.M. and the B-52's have a new album out this year. Discuss. Discuss how old that makes you feel. I know, right?

Append the phrase "gone wild" to a well known title for comic effect. Example: "Little Women: Gone Wild!" "The Trials of Oscar Wilde: Gone Wild!" "American Girl Gone Wild Place". Show your work.


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Bonus question: how many years before "teh" becomes the default setting for "the" in microsoft word?