Christmas Hater Part 2

Trust me, no one hates Christmas like I do. It's been that way for quite some time. Thank god for the internet, which lets me avoid the hustle, bustle, holiday shoppers and EVER PRESENT JINGLE BELLS.

(The sound of jingle bells causes an allergic reaction in me that results in hives, acne, boils, and other various skin conditions too numerous and mucus-y to detail here"


But I do like getting free stuff. And as any elementary Sunday School teacher can tell you, the best way to get stuff is to give stuff away.

So it's with that in mind I hereby call a Secret Santa Scavenger Hunt. What is that you might ask?

It's a way for you to get free stuff. Presents!

Go here to check out all the details.

Short version? I hid a present in the city.

Here's some clues on where to find it:

The Present Looks like this:


IT's hidden Here:


Which is right off of this:


Located in here:


And Right behind this thing:
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GO FIND IT!