Somebody named Tom. Tom's an awesome feller, but there's a problem:
His package, which looks like this:
Was hidden in an ingenious location:
Here:
Not the one downtown, but here;
He even found a clever location:
But Tom is quite the daredevil in all this. What happens when security finds it? Will he be arrested for trespassing? Is he a homeland security threat? Who will find his package? Will it be you? There’s a sense of urgency this time around, so if’n nobody claims it in the next 48 hours, I’m-a have to brave the department store wilds and snag it my damn-self. Just to keep poor tom from being detained in Gitmo.
GET ON IT! HELP KEEP TOM OUT OF CIA-Sponsored prison!
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